...I love my OCs, and because I'm excited for the holidays.

I have a Calc test, an essay due, and other lame stuff next week. But on the plus side, it'll be last week before break P:
Plus I've gotta finish getting Christmas presents together<3 I'm preparing a little surprise for two specials who I couldn't buy anything for because my wallet has been DELPLETED (depleted, I say) buying presents for my two best specials and my brother (who is also one helluva special<3), but I still wanted to give them something cool, so HERE WE GO surprise time.
NO NAMES or usernames because then surprises would be ruined shsshhhhhhh.
But anyways.
Instead of writing the essay that's due next week, (or history tomorrow ;____; ) let's obsess over OCs! C:
CHARACTER EXERCISES.
They haven't been getting a lot of attention lately.
This week, I'm trying to change that, even though stress has me tearing my hair out.
List 10 OC's
1) Taren
2) Vanessa
3) Dax
4) Suffering
5) Rot
6) Daniel
7) Ren
8) Pietro
9) Mystie
10) Shi-ya
(Ma doesn't get in on this one D: Sorry, dude!)
1) 1 (Taren) and 5 (Rot) wake up the next morning next to each other and naked. How do they react and what might have happened the night before?
Oh jeez. I almost switched someone else to position five. Oh, god.
NOTHING HAPPENED. Rot isn't, um, capable of most sexual acts, and... Taren is not only unavailable, but
WHO WOULD SLEEP WITH ROT?
2) 3 (Dax) establishes a restaurant but needs some help. Who could be the cook? Who the barman? And who the waiter? Should 9 (Mystic) or 7 (Ren) be the doorman?
Um... It's hard to imagine Dax opening a restaurant xD
Ren would probably be a better doorman, seeing as...
he works well with Dax. Well, better than most. Some. Few.
3) 6 (Daniel) and 1 (Taren) want to badmouth 7 (Ren) in his/her presence. How will they do that?
They'd insult him to his face. At least, Taren would. Ren's easy to insult.
She would teach Daniel how to insult people using Ren as an example xD
4) 2 (Vanessa) is attacked in an alley. Who comes to their rescue? 5 (Rot) , 8 (Pietro) or 3 (Dax).
HOW ABOUT TAREN? D8
Umm, probably Pietro or Dax.
Pietro would have a seizure and try to help the poor woman,
and Dax might beat up the attacker if the felt like it.
5) 5 (Rot) is moving to a new city and therefore throws a big party. Who out of 1 (Taren) , 4 (Suffering) , 9 (Mystie) and 10 (Shi-ya) would most likely NOT drink any alcohol to give the others a ride home?
Mystic. Definitely.
She's used to looking over people.
Like Shi-ya.
...meanwhile, Taren and Shi-ya would coerce Suffering into getting raging drunk.
Horrible team to have against you.
6) 5 (Rot) is in a car crash, how does 8 (Pietro) react?
He'd see the wreckage and run away screaming about zombies.
Rot is ugly D:
7) 7 (Ren) and 4 (Suffering) go camping, but forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Ren would find some wild animal and eat it raw.
Suffering would pick berries and cry himself to sleep.
JEEZ THIS IS HORRIBLE D8
8) 10 (Shi-ya) has to marry either 4 (Suffering), 3 (Dax) or 9 (Mystie). Who do they choose?
...probably Mystic. Their relationship wouldn't change much, other than there being, um,
odd connotations about their relationship xD
9) 7 (Ren) has to stay at either 5 (Rot) or 4 (Suffering)s house. Who do they choose?
IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?
...Ren likes Suffering better, so he'd probably pick him,
although he might choose Rot if he wasn't thinking straight.
He's not very bright about some things,
so it might not occur to him that he'd be
dissected in the middle of the night.
10) 10 (Shi-ya) writes a passionate signed love-letter to 1 (Taren) without mentioning 1 (Taren)s name. But before the love-letter reaches 1 (Taren) , 3 (Dax) finds it and thinks it is for him/her. What actions does 10 (Shi-ya) take?
Fff.
Shi-ya

Taren.
UM ANYWAYS.
Dax would be very confused and disturbed.
And might accidentally kill Shi-ya D8
11) 5 (Rot) and 8 (Pietro) are buried alive together. What are their last words to each other?
"I look forward to watching worms digest your corpse."
"...D8"
Pretty much.
POOR PIETRO D8
12) God wants a second flood but only 3 (Dax) and one other person are to survive. Who would 3 (Dax) choose to preserve humanity?
...Oh the irony. Jeez xD
UM does he have to? xD Probably Taren, because she might possibly take the job seriously.
(Although if he could, he'd really pick Suffering.
Heheh<3)
13) As 2 (Vanessa) enters her/his private chambers, 8 (Pietro) lays naked in his/her bed. what will happen?
Oh my xD
Vanessa would blush, apologize, and look away while Pietro sat
there awkwardly and tried to figure out how he'd gotten there.
14) 4 (Suffering) and 10 (Shi-ya) ask 9 (Mystic), undaunted by death, whether he/she wants to join a night in a threesome. How does 9 (Mystic) react?
...she would
want to be able to politely refuse, but...
Honestly, she'd probably be concerned for Suffering xD
15) 1 (Taren) is a model for a nude drawing art course. 4 (Suffering) and 7 (Ren) are taking part in that course. What happens?
Ren would never take an art class xD
He'd be horrible at it xD
Suffering would be slightly uncomfortable, but he'd do alright.
16) 8 (Pietro) starts a cooking show, ten minutes later, what happens?
The water would boil, in goes the pasta.
He'd make some lovely, garlicky dish.
Mmmm, Italian food.
Surprisingly enough, he can cook.
Youngest of three brothers.
He had to get a hobby P:
17) 6 (Daniel) has to take over 3 (Dax)'s job for one day. What happens?
...he would break D8
Nobody but Dax should have to endure that.
*shudder*
18) 1 (Taren) and 4 (Suffering) are making out, 7 (Ren) walks in. What is their reaction?
"I'M TELLING DAX~ 8D"
"D8 WHAT NO GET BACK HERE."
19) 4 (Suffering) would like to be 9 (Mystic)s apprentice. Would 9 (Mystic) accept 4 (Suffering)s wish? Why not?
Yes C:
She'd love to have an apprentice<3
20) 2 (Vanessa) kidnaps 10 (Shi-ya), and demands something from 5 (Rot) for their release. What is it?
SHE'D DEMAND AN EXCHANGE!
TAREN FOR SHI-YA!
I have no idea. Vanessa isn't the kidnapping type xD
...although Rot would give up nearly anything for a new test subject<3
21) 3 (Dax) and 8 (Pietro) are in mortal danger and only one can survive!
DAX IS A MARTYRRRR.
He'd let Pietro live.
Because Pietro is a cute little boy
and reminds him of Suffering a little<3
22) What excuse do all the characters have to escape from this meme?
Taren: I did nothing to deserve this torture. *leaves*
Vanessa: Err-- *follows Taren*
Dax: ...
Suffering: I-I didn't mean to! I'm sorry!
Rot: I have to get back to my lab.
...and change Suffering's bandages C:<
Daniel: I have homework.
Ren: HI CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND? 8D
Pietro: Must get back to job.
Mystic: Shi's probably flooded the kitchen again.
Shi-ya: OH CRAP THE BATHWATER! *dashes away*
C:
Ma and G.O.D. didn't get to be here this time. D'aw.
Next time, guys C:
This made me feel better<3
Even if I still have work to do<3